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Dot​-​Com Teens

from Entoptic Assassin by Joel Mattern

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Out here at Camp Hero
We're getting further as we're getting nearer
Dot-com teens, they don't sweat it
Let the dead men rise to the surface

Rain down, rain down those arrows
Let the love storm set them straight and narrow
Bagging faggots with daddy's Smith and Wesson
Tell them judges that you were only messing

Dot-com teens, don't lose it
Discover the loose ends
(And you're losing)

The virgin mother is on the cover
Sit back and wonder why we're pathetic lovers
Church is a venue, scripture's a menu
(Just sell them coffee, just sell the coffee)


from Entoptic Assassin, released June 6, 2016
Music written and performed by Joel M.




Joel Mattern South Bend, Indiana

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